Armored…

I went to see Armored the other night. And all I have to say is that it was not a good decision. I mean, if you want to watch a less than mediocre movie with The Professional, Morpheus, The Guy From Scream, Sucre, Matt Dillon and a guy that sort of looks like a young Hootie without his blowfish; than this is a movie from you. This movie was a mess. The first act was slow, the second act started to show promise towards the end and then it ended. Right when I thought it was maybe watchable it ended. If you want to make an action movie, make an action movie. This movie tried so hard to attempt to have deep, real characters and relationships but it failed to a comical extent. Not every movie needs to make you think. A popcorn movie can just be a popcorn movie sometimes. Seeing this movie was almost too embarrassing to admit to.