Houston Has Ugly Men According to Total Beauty

That’s right. Total Beauty.com has announced a list of Ugliest Cities in America for men and Houston has the privilege of being number eight. This is insulting. I mean this is a city that has both myself and Kelly Harkins, maybe the judges were just hanging out with the wrong people. Maybe they just went to an ugly part of town or came on the weekend when all us guys just dress casually.

The best thing about this is that the website used a formula that not only looked at the outside but the inside as well…and they made a list of ugly people….Maybe they’re the real ugly ones? I’m just saying. Would people that are beautiful on the inside really judge ugly people? Probably. If they were really ugly. Well, at least we have personality…right?