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Minnesota Vikings might need vocabulary help.

Reportedly there is a “schism” within the Vikings camp. According to sources, some players feel Brett Favre is not the best choice as the starting Quarter Back. When addressed with this issue Brett Favre says, “I don’t even know what that means…I don’t think any guy in the locker room, including me, would use that word.”  Chad Greenway: “Schism. You guys are just making up words now.” Defensive Lineman Jarred Allen had this to say, “I don’t think anyone on this team knows what that word means, let alone use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD. I was like, whoa! We preach abstinence around these parts.” Whether or not part of the team thinks they’re better off in the hands of Sage Rosenfels or Taveras Jackson is unsure.  However,  some Vikings might need an SAT prep course or at least a “word of the day calander.”

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