Brett the Goat

A family from Green Bay was caught driving to the Metrodome with a goat in their trunk. Wait, there’s more. When they were stopped at a gas station a couple of mechanics noticed there was noise coming from the trunk. When the trunk was opened, there was a goat inside. A goat that was painted purple and gold with a number “4″ shaved into it.

I think these people win the award for people I never want to meet. This isn’t like a group of young kids or frat boys. This is a family so upset by Brett Favre that they presummably were going to sacrifice a goat. What was the family meeting like when they discussed this Minnesota vacation? People are crazy. However, the goat was retained and living under some sort of goat protection program. He’s on a safe farm and has been named Brett.